McHenry County Courthouse at 2200 North Seminary Avenue, Woodstock, Illinois.

Fines... what community doesn't have them? And here at the McHenry County Courthouse you'll find that your fines are redeemable for the price of admission to one of the finest art galleries copied from the universe itself. Now that doesn't mean that you should go out and try to get a traffic citation. What this statement of fact does mean is that IF you wish you can visit the courtroom of Associate Judge Joel Berg and witness the proceedings that take place. There are many observations to be made and even calculate, such as what name is called and what position that citizen is on the roster and just who he or she is paired with prior and after that position in line. And there is something new to see in the exhibit beginning September 5th of 2017, the day after Labor Day. It's a formula of the chemise sark. This exhibit allows offenders who don their VR glasses to see the bailiff as a Pistakee Bay leaf! A sheriff's officer who executes writs in front of the exit sign 'heat shield.' So to ease courtroom tensions Judge Berg has expressed an interest in having his flock picture the bailiff as a naked mermaid with a huge bust and elongated nipples surrounded by an equally impressive areola base. Yes now both male and female alike regardless of gender or sexual orientation can appreciate the pigment tones of a pig meant to join the herd into a ring. Imagine your glasses allowing you to take part in the exchange of data and gestured information within the voice box of the almighty hydra. It's real and it's amazing because this exhibit I speak of engineered by technicians of the joined efforts of the International Sherriff's Association and (fx) Kretzschmar - Cognitive Vatican Sciences have worked hard to unlock the mysteries of the Centaur Krets loop. The diamond Adams apple of the people and an apparition of the Judge himself. Steam vapors of a common facial form which clearly state that all citizens have a right to legal council via the current Commander and Chief nicknamed Donné es John Trump. In translation this means 'Given' input, or gracious; has shown noble favor. Now that's flavor for a brown chestnut soup accented with lemon which we can all own. So drive safe because you certainly do not want to be ingredients for a soup this grand. Traffic movement takes the lives of too many and now humans and their loved ones can travel to places with only the click of a mouse and a few keystrokes. Enjoy the exhibit at the courthouse... it's a rich one who spills out leaks of good nature.